I’m really hoping that for the rest of my marriage my relatives don’t continue their trend of whining to Stark about me when they have a problem with me. It really freaking bugs me.
Thank you for that fine forensic analysis, Mr. Bodine. Of course, the experience of it was… somewhat different.
(Source: inrosesheart, via fuckyeahrmstitanic)
someone help me start a kickstarter for buying conditioner